Get married again

Son to his Mom: Can you please turn on the TV?

Mom: No. it's your sleep time.

Son to me: Daaaaaaaad (Dad), Can you get another Mom?

Me: :D  :D :D haha

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Any other day:

Son: can you please make me Idli (his favourite dish)

Mom: No, I prepared this in the lunch and Now you asking again for dinner?

Son: Daaaaaaaad (Dad), Can you please marry again?

Me: haha :D :D :D

Story continues...

The other way

I and My Friend, we both go to have our lunch daily nearby our office. One day when we were waiting for our food one lady beggar came to Restaurant and asked for some money.

I told the Restaurant manager to pack four pieces of bread and some Dal (Indian dish) for her. Manager ordered this to one of his waiter to pack this food.

When Waiter came I asked him to give the food to beggar and asked manager to, I will pay for this with my food bill.

Manage told me that no, it's on me. Me: OK (We were his daily customers).

Waiter was going to give the food to lady then this unexpected thing happened:

Lady: What is this?

Waiter: This is food, He pointed his finger toward us and said they will pay.

Lady: No, I don't need this. If you want to give, give me some money.

Waiter: Why do you need money, Have this food.

Lady: No, give me money.

We (I, My friend and manager) were listening this conversation. Manager asked the lady to leave immediately from there and asked the waiter to unpack the food.

Don't know what these type people need?

PS: Lady was in good condition by her health wise. She could do some work to earn the money but she chose other way.

  

No Lunch is free

My Age: 34, Son's Age: 6.9 years

One night (We were in bed and it was his story time) my son asked me to travel by aeroplane. Here is the conversation.

Son: Hey Dad, Why don't we go somewhere by aeroplane?

Me: Don't worry I will take you some day.

Son: Have you travelled by Plane earlier?

Me: Yes

Son: Why didn't you take me with you?

Me: You were a little kid at that time 2.5 years old. (Now He is 6.9 years old)

Son: Okay, But where will we stay in another city? We don't have our own Flat there?

Me: It is not a problem. We will take a room in a Hotel.

Son: But food and other things?

Me: We will have food and other things in the Hotel.

Son: Will they provide these things for free?

************** Here comes the point ****************

Me: Son, Listen to this thing carefully and keep it in mind always. There is no free lunch on this planet. If anyone other than your family member provides you something free, Be careful.

Son: But why? When we go to a shop to buy some hair oil we get some bath soap for free.

Me: I laughed, I said but we paid for hair oil and the soap price was included in that.

Son: Oh is that so? Okay. I will not take anything from strangers.

But I know he will come up with some other point regarding this and will ask me again. I am waiting for that too...